‘Civilizations die from suicide, not murder.’ Toynbee.

In 312 AD, Emperor Constantine embraced Christianity. The Olympian gods had been served: ‘You are living on borrowed time.’

Led by Zeus and Odysseus, the Olympians attack the Vatican, determined to regain their lost Divine Kingdom, but the Trojan Horse fails this time.

Stripped of His kingdom and divinity, Zeus must confront something no immortal was ever prepared for: irrelevance.

Odysseus nurses Zeus through the Five Stages of Grief, and saves Him from total mental meltdown.

If Madeline Miller, Pat Barker, Margaret Atwood and Stephen Fry retell Greek mythology, Eulogy of Planet Earth asks a different question: what happens after the myths end, the day the music dies?.